my butt was violated today...no, despite my nickname being shAnal, not in the way you may think. a woman in the street kicked me from behind. and dang, she was wearing some bangin' boots! she mistook me for a friend of hers (a very stylish one i might add). when i turned around, the look on her face brought me more joy than eating pistachio macaroons...
she felt horrible, and wanted to make it up to me, so she offered to buy me a coffee. i took her up on her offer and as we walked towards the nearest coffee shop together, i kicked her back. we laughed like little school girls flashing little school boys, enjoyed a coffee and said our goodbyes.
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